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10 Cute Movie Critters Who Want You Dead (Videos)



A look at some of the cutest movie critters that could also completely wreck you.

…s Babe the Pig or that dog who acted circles around Jennifer Aniston in Marley Me, movies are rife with cute animals who warm our hearts and teach us valuable life lessons. So why is it that some members of the animal kingdom also want to tear us to shreds? Is it revenge for centuries of domestication? Has our rampant deforestation and slash-and-burn profiteering run them from their woodland homes and forced them to retaliate? Or is our tender human flesh just too darn tasty?Of course, seeing a tiny little dog bite a dude in the nuts is always funny. Hollywood realized this fact many years ago, ensuring that an animal attack gag would appear in every Kevin James movie from now until the end of time. (Every time an animal chomps down on the sensitive area of an aging TV star, an agent gets his…

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12 Movies That Should of Been Directed by Christopher Nolan

A list of 12 somewhat decent yet ultimately flawed, alternate reality inspired films we would have loved to see Christopher Nolan direct – and hopefully improve.

…, played by Craig Bierko, becomes the primary suspect and treks into the simulation to try and prove his innocence. There are a lot of solid ideas at work here and the biggest problem comes ultimately in the execution. The Thirteenth Floor is an absolutely perfect example of a movie that could have been a lot better in the hands of someone with a bit more talent and flair.

12. Return To Oz
The Wizard of Oz is one of the greatest alternate reality classics ever made….

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J.J. Abrams producing period robot movie ‘Boilerplate’

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Thor Trailer Leaked

The leaked film trailer for Thor in its entirety.

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The Best and Worst Roller Coasters Based on Movies (Videos)

The only instance where The Mummy is a better experience than The Dark Knight.

…Star Tours ride out of commission, Universal has cast an entire Harry Potter world out of thin air and $250 million in start-up money.And that’s just stateside. Worldwide, Hollywood’s imperialism is spreading faster than economic ruin. Because once you’ve tired of ensnaring unwitting neighborhood junkies and adulterers in a series of razor-wired Rube Goldberg torture traps, theme parks are your best last bet for experiencing the movies firsthand. We have an ongoing series of the best and worst attractions in each category, right on down to Stitch’s Great Escape. First up: Roller CoastersTHE BEST

Revenge of The Mummy: The Ride
Where: Universal Studios Orlando, Hollywood, SingaporeOpened: 2004, 2004, 2010, respectivelyIt’s a perfect Hollywood metaphor: surrender your soul to Imhotep and know riches beyond your wildest dreams — or refuse and remain a waiter the rest of your life. Riders decline by default and are treated to the most complete movie coaster on the planet. Evil spirits, fire and fog engulf each…

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A Tribute to The Kurgan from Highlander

There can be only one Kurgan.

…decapitate Bond and have his way with McLeod s lady friend. What a dick! It wasn t enough to kill him once already, but he has to come back and rape his girlfriend AND kill his drinking buddy? (who, incidentally, sounded pretty Scottish for a Spaniard. Don t you hate those types that adopt the accent when visiting a foreign country?).
Pretty solid villainy so far, but it s not until we see Kurgan in present day 1986 that he really comes into his own. Adopting a goth-punk look and a penchant for flippant one-liners, he is a pale, gravel-voiced menace. And while he may seem to have mellowed somewhat, paying for sex rather than simply taking it, I prefer to think that he has merely refined his style. Take for example the scene where…

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‘Toy Story 3: Inception’ Mash-Up: Melt Your Mind (And Heart)

At first glance, ‘Inception,’ a dark tale about the world of dreams, and ‘Toy Story 3,’ the brilliant continuation of Pixar’s classic children’s franchise, don’t appear to have too much in common, except that they both killed at this summer’s box office.

…At first glance, ‘Inception,’ a dark tale about the world of dreams, and ‘Toy Story 3,’ the brilliant continuation of Pixar’s classic children’s franchise, don’t appear to have too much in common, except that they both killed at this summer’s box office.

But apparently, that was more than enough for ScreenRant to marry the two films into one hilariously fitting trailer.

‘Toy Story 3: Inception’ imagines the usually flamboyant Ken doll as the brooding extractor (played by Leonardo DiCaprio in ‘Inception’) and his girl Barbie as dream newbie Ellen Page.

“I specialize in a very specific type of security,” Ken tells the other toys. “Subconscious security.”

The haunting music in ‘Inception’s’ score fits perfectly — and creepily — with the movements of the colorful toys, especially in the montages. (One particular shot of a ‘Toy Story 3′ stuffed animal being unstuffed is eerily reminiscent of ‘Inception.’)

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Robocop: Hasta La Vista, Baby!

“Gone. Kaput. Canceled

…0 More MGM can add another causality to their list of delayed if not canceled films. The Hobbit still hasn t been green lit, James Bond has been put on hold indefinitely, and Joss Whedon said that if Bond is getting that kind of treatment he has no idea when his flick Cabin in the Woods will hit theaters. Now according to a report from Moviehole, the developing Robocop remake in no more. The film that Darren Aronofsky was attached to direct is now, dead.The Moviehole folks were able to get in an inquiry about Robocop and whether or not Aronofsky was still involved with the project from a source at the studio. According to them, the remake is Gone. Kaput. Canceled. It was one of the first casualties , my Metro-Goldwyn Buddy said….

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Inception & the Top 10 Movie Mind Benders [vid]

I think the last clip of this montage is even more mind-bending than Inception.

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Inception Flowchart - Are You In A Dream?

Don’t know whether you’re in the real world or a dream?

…Don t know whether you re in the real world or a dream? Consult the flowchart below:

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